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Sunday, July 28, 2013

3 Music Acts Most Straight Males Won't Admit They Love


Ever wonder why your BF told you his sister added three Backstreet Boys albums to his iPhone? Did you find it weird that you overheard your friend listening to "Bye Bye Bye" on the cross trainer at the gym but when he saw you he immediately ripped his head phones from the jack? As A Straight Male/KiNG, I know it's hard to admit to liking certain music without being laughed at by your boys, even if it's good/great. Here are three popular acts with good music that most straight men won't admit to liking because it's not masculine. It's okay men, be free with your love of sweet pop melodies, group hugs, generic dance routines, leather pants, and highlighted hair even Jennifer Aniston didn't have the balls to pull off. 


1. Backstreet Boys - No male wants to admit to liking a boy band, but play "I Want It That Way" for your boyfriend and don't be shocked if he isn't singing the chorus just as passionate as B-Roc.

Irressistible Songs:
I Want It That Way
Quit PLaying Games With My Heart
As Long As You Love Me
Larger Than Life





2. *NSYNC - Once again, no male wants to admit he likes a boy band, especially one with members who at one point have highlights and goofy dreads. The 90's produced quite a few, but *NSYNC and the Backstreet Boys took boy bands to a stratosphere of fame that paved the way for bands like OneDirection. In all honesty, It's just not cool to like a band every teenage girl fawns over. It's more masculine to like 2Pac and Metallica. But you must be dead between the ears if these songs don't tickle your fancy.
Irresistible Songs:
I Want You Back 
Tearin' Up My Heart 
Bye Bye Bye
This I Promise You
                                                                                       
                                                                                   

3. Lady GaGa - Most guys associate GaGa's fans with females or people involved with the LGBT movement. Personally, while on a jog I'll be blasting "Bad Romance" but as soon as I run past another human being I lower the volume like my life fucking depended on it. Every KiNG has a soft spot folks.

Irresistible Songs:
Poker Face
LoveGame 
Alejandro
Bad Romance 







Offended? Or Know Any Other Acts That Fit This Category. Let Me Know With Some Comments Below. The KiNG Has Spoken.

5 comments:

  1. this is so funny AND real. I love the BSB and NSYNC. Lady GaGa not so much

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  2. Lady Gaga is the greatest. MONSTERS UNITE

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  3. I'm straight and I've always loved *NSYNC and been afraid to admit it. It sucks how that works

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  4. New Kids On The Block fit into that category as well. They've always been hated on for some reason.

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  5. Thank You For Your Reply Kyle, As An Unbiased KiNG It Is My Duty To Acknowledge Every Genre Of Great Music And Every Artist Who Makes It. The Backstreet Boys Are A Great Band With A Discography To Envy. And I Too Admire The Album Never Gone. The Song Incomplete Is One Of My Favorites

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